one of my fave scenes from anything
So my friend’s roommate dressed up as Dobby and scared the shit out of her.
MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK
I CANT BREATHE
DOBBY HAS GIVEN MASTER A HEART ATTACK, HOLY FUCK.
Imagine though when you find your soul mate and the happens
this is one of the most beautiful gifs I’ve seen.
No but imagine the school jock and the nerd he beats up every day finally run into each other in the locker room or at a pool or something and their chest start glowing and they both look at each other and just go “Oh fuck no.”
It was always the same every day…
The guy would come to beat me up over a tiny, stupid whim.
I wish my day would change from that.
"Ready for another lesson??"
"Y-Your chest it—"
"That means we’re—-"
I ASKED FOR A CHANGE, BUT THIS IS NOT WAS I WAS LOOKING FOR.
LMFAO welp this is how I imagined it. ENJOY
I want to read a fan fiction of this.
burned my hand curling my hair today
trying to bang with ur boo while ur parent in the other room
well shit. voldemort is now trying to take over one of the districts in the hunger games. what is this?
Welcome to the United States of America.
What the actual fuck.
dude if you make bill nye scowl, you need to re-evaluate your relevance to this planet
You guys want to know why the government doesn’t want us to use renewable resources???? BECAUSE THEN THEY MAKE NO MONEYYYYYY.
"Planes that fly too high might get stuck in heaven.
You can’t use solar energy because that is stealing from the sun and what if he gets angry and leaves?
Santa is Jesus’ cousin and he’s actually just a bunch if dogs standing on each others back and wearing a red suit
God shoots lightening from his Caucasian hands like emperor palpatine if he sees someone touch their vagina parts
Honey! I think I took the dogs worm medication instead of my anti ignorant psychobabble pills!”