The plaid shirts tho.
Yes, he is.
So canon. So canon!!!
It is the unknown we fear when we look upon death and darkness, nothing more.
the rock is fucking precious
a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.
what the fuck
you are acute coffee pie
you are narrow, scalding and irrational
Its been like two years since this moment and I’m still not over it
Sorry I forgot that Muslim women only reproduce via ankle flashing
How awesome does this sound though. You get infinite money and once a week you get to take a child to a candy store or toys or us or somewhere they love and buy them as much they want this would be fun given the kid wasn’t a brat.
There is no downside to this at all
This is the best, because it says A CHILD, not your child, so I could pick one of the really poor kids on the streets and go “Your life is going to change right now”, and I could buy everything their family might need, along with a house, a food supply, toys, clothes, and everything they never had the chance to have before. And the best thing is that I could do this with lots of children, and not just one. I could give a lot of children in need a full week of Christmas basically and maybe give them a chance to have a different life. That would be great.
My parents aren’t home
You know what that means
*sits in the living room instead of sealing myself away in my room*
this is too accurate
*parents close the door*, *emerges slowly from room like an easily startled deer*
*Parents come home* *scurries back to room like frightened squirrel*
Y’all think this is a joke but it’s 100% accurate
You can be mature and respectful and still have a dirty sense of humour.
You can curse a lot and still be highly intelligent with a massive vocabulary.
You can be quiet and reserved and still be witty and even outgoing in certain circles.You can be intelligent and sharp-minded and still forget what month it is
you can dance if you wanna, you can leave your friends behind
Draco Malfoy taking his Aunt, Bellatrix for a spin.
#okay so i have a story#i went to this writing camp in the summer before my sophomore year of high school and there i met this girl#i don’t remember her name it was something like becky or becca but whatever#she we’re in the theater of the campus and we’re deciding as a group what movie to watch#and somebody says harry potter and she rolls her eyes#and we’re like what you don’t like harry potter#and she’s like no i do#it’s just that i’ve seen it so many times#and we’re like yeah well us too#and she’s like no you don’t understand#my mom dated tim burton in college#and a few years ago we ran into him at the store and he invited us over for dinner#so we went and helena bonham carter and tom felton were sitting in his living room like reading lines together#and so we all had dinner together#and so after that the girl went home and watched nothing but harry potter for about four years of her life#because she couldn’t get over the fact that she had been sitting in the same room as tom felton and helena bonham carter HAVING DINNER
THEY WERE RUNNING LINES!!!! I would die. I WOULD DIE
The greatest of the Disney pictures. I dare you to find a better one.
Found a better one.
PRINCE KUZCO DON’T KNEEL FOR NOBODY.
I’d work at Disneyland just for this